*kisses you sweetly on the cheek* *or just high fives you whichever you prefer*

Welcome to my dream journal!
I'll talk about my dreams here wahoo


minecraft and spanish(?)
(2023/04/23)

the entire time i was in my mandarin class i was actually learning spanish through duolingo except in the last little bit of duolingoing (duolinging?) a minigame was introduced where i was a minecraft fox fighting off phantoms from animal jam via basically skeeball. also i had to kill the wolf companion that had been with me the whole time in the thing (idk there was some other section where i lived a whole life as a minecraft fox, fun stuff) anyways the killling of the wolf companion was devastating but then i found another one while it was snowing in the cold so that was nice. i was still a fox tho. and then i was a person bc it was just a minigame in duolingo. anyways before that id been going to school normally minus the fact that the campus was different for some reason. the only thing i remember about that part is that i ended up being late to chem bc it was across the campus and i had some shit to do.



among us there are drag queens from popular tv show rupauls drag race. also the imposters are goopy, void of color, and multi-eyed?
(2023/04/08)

the 1st part of this dream that i remember is me playing modded minecraft but specifically as my friend lexi not as myself. literally his voice and everything which is wild bc i dont even think ive heard her speak in ages. anyways he got some chocobos in different colors (white, black with grey specks, and bright yellow) and also had this Huge Beast in a staff of holding or golden lasso or whatever you wanna call it. it was boar shaped and also rideable like the chocobos were (mounted entities in minecraft. you know the drill) idk what mod that thing was from tho. boar mod. thats probably a thing.
anyways next section of the dream i was at a party playing hide and seek and my nails (which i painted a translucent shimmery ice-blue color yesterday irl) were in my dream but in the lighting they were reflecting as red in the mirror. also the bathroom was inexplicably the bathroom of my old house bc thats just how my dreams work ig. everything is pulled from my life thats literally how it works thats how the brainular activities do. back to the dream tho, it went from hide and seek to an irl game of among us where it was explained to me in visions and hallucinations that the imposters were goopy shadowy demon things with eyes galore and i knew this because when they vented they just kind of gooped and gunked out of their suits and then cha cha slid into the vents. so i was still doing hide and seek it was just that there were people around that wanted to kill me. none of us were even wearing astronaunt suits anyways so whatever. idek if we were doing among us irl (but there are demons afoot) or just hide and seek (but you die if we find you); either way i was still hiding so it doesnt matter lmao. anyways. i was hiding at the bottom of this rusty stairwell doing a crossword(?) to pad out time. or maybe it was a self created madlibs idfk but regardless of what i was doing aquaria and miz cracker (yeah this is where the dream title kicks in) walked down the stairwell together giggling. some other people were there too but they were the ones who stayed to hide w/ me so theyre the only ones i remember. anyways we played madlibs for a while but then we were all found. maybe THATS where i encountered the mirror but w/e i woke up at the end of it all regardless.



frankly an unbelieveable amount of kissing
(2023/03/04)

something something i was probably in space or whatever the fuck. oh wait actually i think earlier in the dream i was living and/or working and/or shopping at a grocery store and then my car got stolen. and then i don't know what happened but suddenly i was (probably) in space or at least in a different location. some of my friends were there and i fully made out with like 3 of them. not sure what this says about me other than that i'm definitely bisexual (i mean. we been knew. but if i were in ever in doubt of that then there we go i can't really doubt it anymore now can i lol). anyways i really hope i wasn't sick in my dream as well otherwise i would've given them all my cold :( and consideing i woke myself up today wet coughing (not an innuendo; im talking abt coughing but it sounds like there's a Liquid sloshing around so its a wet cough) uhh yeah that's not really something im looking to pass on to anyone. maybe it means that i should make out with people? or in the future hire people to teach me how to kiss good so i'll be prepared or smth. even though logistically speaking kissing is kind of gross i think it would be good to know how to do it successfully. and if i'm paying someone to teach me they can't really get mad at me for not being good at it yk. i guess i could also just ask a friend but idk that seems weirder even though id legitimately just want to learn. but if i dont learn from someone who i know is experienced in the field then how will i understand the techniques??? sorry this has nothing to do with the dream anymore LMAO i'll stop here thx for listening.



weird dms idk
(2023/03/01)

as with all my dreams, there's a ton of shit in them that i never remember. here's what i did remember, though. i started getting dms from this random account that kept sending me hate. i ignored it for a while but then i couldnt for some reason. also i think they were trying to kill me in real life. also i think they went to my school? i don't know. thats the think about dreams tho like i just dont fucking know whats going on in them like. ever. anyways eventually i dmed them back telling them to fuck off and they were like "kill yourself" so then i started texting them a bunch of weird shit and at first they were confused and told me to fuck off, but i just kept texting them even weirder shit; they eventually stopped responding bc smth smth dish it but cant take it smth smth cowardly fucks. anyways then i woke up so im not really sure what happened after that but it doesnt matter.



textbook
(2023/02/27)

there was other shit before the textbook thing at the end but i don't remember it. anyways my mandarin textbook had this whole passage about a man and a woman as a couple who had some weird shit happen to them but then they had sex (erotica of a blowjob) and then the man died but not because of the sex, i think someone just shot him. no clue who did it or why. anyways immediately after that passage the textbook started asking comprehension questions which was definitely weird and made me close the book inside the dream. in the dream i was also in class and it was very weird in there. i think there was a fish in the dream at some point but i have no idea where it fit into the equation. definitely was not involved in the blowjob i can tell you that much.